Exit Mythology

The Exit Mythologist

"Exited for 8 figures (details under NDA, sorry)"

This archetype claims a massive exit but can never share details due to perpetual "NDA restrictions." The company name is vague or unsearchable, the acquirer is always "confidential," and the expertise from this exit fuels an expensive coaching program.

Also exhibits

Credential InflationRevenue Fabrication

After my 8-figure exit (NDA sorry), I realized I wanted to give back. DMs open.

— Typical The Exit Mythologist claim

91
Larp Score
Master Larper
Red Flags4
Patterns3
Timeline Events4
Critical Flags2

// Higher score = more creative fabrication

Warning Signs

Red Flags

Documented warning signs to watch for with this archetype.

Perpetual NDA

Critical

Exit details are eternally confidential - convenient for fabrication.

Evidence type: claim

Unsearchable Company

Critical

The "exited" company has no digital footprint, press, or employees.

Evidence type: claim

Coaching Pivot

High

Exit immediately followed by high-ticket coaching launch.

Evidence type: behavior

Vague Timeline

High

When pressed, timeline becomes fuzzy or contradicts previous claims.

Evidence type: timeline
Claim History

Timeline Analysis

Track the evolution of claims over time. Watch for contradictions and suspicious patterns.

Jan 1, 2020claim

First appearance on Twitter, already claiming "exited founder" status

No record of previous company or exit in any database

Mar 1, 2020claim

Launches "Founder Coaching" program for $5,000/month

Jun 1, 2021contradiction

In podcast, mentions exit was in 2019

In another podcast, says exit was in 2018

Jan 1, 2023claim

"Helped 50 founders raise $100M+" - no founders named

Behavioral Analysis

Pattern Detection

Observable patterns with educational protection tips.

Exit Mythology

The NDA Shield

What to watch for

Every verifiable detail hidden behind "NDA"

Why it's suspicious

Real exits often have press releases, Crunchbase entries, or LinkedIn confirmation

Protection tip

Search Crunchbase, press releases, and LinkedIn for ANY verification

Frequency:Common
Credential Inflation

The Expertise Transfer

What to watch for

Unverifiable exit used to justify coaching credentials

Why it's suspicious

Teaching others to exit when your own exit can't be confirmed

Protection tip

Ask for references from the acquiring company or investors

Frequency:Common
Revenue Fabrication

The Figure Flex

What to watch for

"8 figures" or "7 figures" with no specificity

Why it's suspicious

$10M and $99M are both "8 figures" - vague on purpose

Protection tip

Ask for the exact number - watch for deflection

Frequency:Ubiquitous
Educational

How to Protect Yourself

Practical steps to verify claims and avoid being deceived by this archetype.

1

Search Crunchbase, PitchBook, and press for ANY record of the company

2

Check LinkedIn for employees of the company - do they exist?

3

Ask for introductions to investors or board members

4

Google the exact company name in quotes - it should exist somewhere

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Disclaimer: This archetype is a fictional composite based on observable patterns in the entrepreneurial space. No real individual is depicted. This is educational satire for entertainment purposes only.

// "Understanding the pattern is the first step to protection."